NAME CHANGE UPDATE

After yesterday's bid by Mole the Mole to change his name, I am so pleased that he didn't agree to change it to Nigel!
The only Nigel I can think of is the execrable Nigel Farrage, and I'm not certain I could love a mole who reminded me of him!
I've read that Farrage is actually single-handedly responsible for the demise of the name's popularity – and I can believe it!
I'm actually shocked that staunch European and Remainer like Wilson even suggested it!
I must ask him what on earth he was thinking…