Boys and their Toys

Even at 61 years of age I still need my toys.

disclaimer:

To whom it may concern,

No animals or children were harmed in the making of this blip.

Only minor injuries were sustained in the making of this blip.

I faithfully promise to repair the scratches on the new marble top.

I apologize for dripping blood on the beige carpet.

I will not use my thumb ever again to test sharpness of blades.

I did not realize the white silk that I cleaned the blood from the knife was a piece of clothing.

I promise that tomorrow I will go outside to blip.

Yours sincerely

douglas