Rats!

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Lily Tomlin

I was just writing lines...

I must not steal the rat,*
I must not steal the rat,
I must not steal the rat...

When it accidentally fell into my mouth!

Oops!

We are having a washing machine delivered today. Well it has already happened. At 7:20am on Easter Saturday.

Our lives are a whirl of excitement.

And please don't talk to me about built-in obsolescence.

I promise Cailleach I will not change the shot today! Guide's honour.

*Ikea rat. No real rat was harmed in the making of this blip...