No applause for the spelling here.

Painted on the side of a sports changing room.

On the way out to swimming tonight, on a dark, unlit road on dipped beam with headlights of oncoming cars shining at me, I hit something at the side of the road which knocked my door mirror.  When I got to the swimming pool, I took a look at the damage and found the back of the mirror had been knocked off, exposing the electrics.  On the way home, I went back to where it happened, and found that there were now cones around a fallen bush which was sticking out into the road.  That is obviously what I hit.  I shall check the full extent of the damage to paintwork in daylight tomorrow morning.