11/10
"Will I be awake or asleep?" I asked the Surgeon on 21st Oct.
"Probably asleep." quoth he.
Lying Toad!!!
Tom Anaesthetist stuck a needle in multiseveral times, while using Ultrasound to locate said needle and required nerves.
Result - dead arm. I said initially, since I was to be awake I could probably watch it on somebody else, but not me. Eventually I decided I'd have liked to watch but wasn't allowed for fear I breathed on it and contaminated it.
I was doing great until the combined Ring-Block and Paracetamols wore off in the middle of a lecture on adding Beavers to Cumbria. Back at Chez Jerra - a fistful of Painkillers later it's throttling back a tad.
Humorous aside:-
Squeaking of Painkillers - Why are there none at the Zoo?
BRACE for impact!
Because the Parrots ate 'em all."
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