Spanish TV Is Shite!

Not as bad as the five channels of Deutsche Dross, or as depressing as Sky News's "All the snow, all the time!" But you know it's bad when you'd actually look forward to a Tallafornia omnibus on TV3!

So we've been coming up with our own entertainment ideas... Take children (must check with legal if they have to be our own, would help with cleanup later), fill with pizza/pasta/nuggets (delete according to tonight's restaurant theme), top off with fizzy tooth rot, shake vigorously and stand well back... Last one to puke wins!

I'm available for discussion with interested networks on my return - just don't try and join Ant & Twat to the project! With this much mess and gunge resulting, is Sally James still around?

Update
For anyone who thinks surrealism in Spain died with Dali... It's 11pm and 18 degrees (stop moaning, I know. But this is going somewhere...) I'm standing on a balcony in shorts and a t-shirt, and the neighbouring lounge singer's dusted off his Chris Rea tape and is busy murdering "Driving Home For Christmas"! You can't make this shit up sometimes...