The Empire Bites Back ........

As actually witnessed in a local shop..........

Sales Assistant, "Can I get you anything else?"

Customer, "Aye, I'll have an Empire Biscuit please."

"Sorry, we dinnae do Empire Biscuits."

"Aye ye do, there they're there!" says the customer pointing inside the display cabinet.

"Naw, they're Iced Biscuits."

"Whit's the difference?"

I dinnae ken, I only sell them, I dinnae bake them."

"Hmmm............. probably Brexit!"

"Aye probably, do you want one?"

"Naw ............ I'll have a doughnut."

"Do you mean a doughring?"