The Fool On The Hill

I could see that it looked like it was going to be a nice sunrise so Tommy and I headed off to the park to catch it.  I switched my camera on... Battery empty.   I had my phone but I'm kicking myself.  Today would've been the day I got THE shot, right?

I went to the top of the slope and someone had left an unbroken, healthy in every way, sledge behind.   I can't believe I took a picture of it and walked away without having a go.  Who am I?