Two FedEx Trucks, Mating in the Wilds

Shhh!!!! Now here's something you don't get to see every day!

Crikey, they're a pair of big ones! What a couple of beauties!

Let's just . . . sneak around by here and try not to disturb them. (Oh, there's NEVER enough privacy for these sorts of occasions.)

For here is something you hardly ever get to see: two FedEx trucks, mating in the wilds!

A friend who has worked in the business assures me that:
1) they're just transferring packages, and
2) there's nothing dirty going on!

(The only sound, in actuality, was loud swearing, coming from between the trucks!)

Let's let our soundtrack song be this one, which is an absolute fave: Dolly Parton and the crew, with A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place (Nothing Dirty Going On) from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.