"I'm Helping!"

"Today, my dad was at work and my mum was home alone. After a walk, it was still nice outside, so she decided to wash her car. I wanted to help, but all I did was run over, put my face into the stream of water from the hose and run off! I love doing that.. Mum didn't think it was helpful but she found it funny! I am a spaniel after all, mad as a box of frogs."