The short passing game

1. After an excellent old school breakfast we embark on a cross town expedition on a 44 bus. Some times you can wait weeks for a 44, but today one comes when it's supposed to.

2. We hoof it up in a good way outside in the sun at Kelvingrove before heading inside for the new Scottish football exhibition.

3. It's very good - packed full of cool information about how basically Scottish football is ace. Globally. It also has fancy dress. This is my best Scotch Professor impression.

4. A stroll along Byres Road, a double 99 from the University cafe and then a pint at the Bell.

5. Home for a tremendous dinner and total avoidance of the bank holiday sads.