Watching

Poor old Raj.  He's getting old and cranky.

The Rower is ignoring him (with reason, I might add), so he comes and sits on the table with his back to us, and watches the world go by.  That lasts for about 5 minutes before he realises his tactics won't work.  

So he goes back to squawking at the top of his quite considerable voice.

If he knocks my epergne he is in deep trouble.