Now we're even

Yay! Marvellous Maria of John's Hair Fashions in Gorton, Manchester has rescued my god awful wonky faded pile of shite hair and turned it into this.

WARNING If any of you decided to dye your hair a bright colour:
DON'T do it over existing colour even if you've had most of it bleached away.
DO pick a permanent hair dye that won't fade to grey!