The Shape of Few....

As some of you may know, I am Blip's resident Almost-an-Astrologer, and usually (until I get bored/lose the tarot cards/forget) post your horoscopes for the year ahead.

Here, for your perusal, is my prediction for all you Pisceans out there. Don't thank me. Just send a cheque....


You have often wondered why the hair under your arms is ginger, and in May you will find the answer!

Thanks to scientific research (the BBC DIY DNA leaflet actually) you discover that you and Ed Sheeran are non-identical (whew) twins!!!

Unfortunately, being a sibling does not entitle you to half of Ed's money, as his lawyer's letters and restraining orders will clarify. But it does gain you a handwritten note from Ed himself! (It might say 'Bugger off weirdo' , but at least he gets in touch....)