Going Nowhere

“Let’s go there” sez I.
“Where?” asks the Silverback.
“The place on the sign”
“Missed it, what did it say?”
“Couldn’t tell you” sez I.
“can’t take you there then” says he.
“this conversation’s going nowhere” sez I.
“Better go to bed then” says he.

And that folks is just a glimpse of what life as a canine travel journalist is really like when you strip away the glossy facade that is social media.