Goodnight don't let the bedbugs bite

Today was not a smooth day. This one or his sister caught their first bird, a sweet little yellow tit, when I discovered them with it it was dead already. I did bury it and said a good wish and apologised. I suppose I could fix a little bell on their collars, but imagine what it would be like to hear a ding dong sound every time you turn your head, it would drive them insane.
Very tired back home after first day at work again, the tea cosy opened whilst carrying it downstairs and my favourite little very old teapot broke. Blips weren't coming along as I had an old phone with me today that would not upload, and whilst fiddling with it I kept hearing odd sounds. On top of the cupboard between two large holders Julian upstaging everything again...