wolf pee

Approximately 13 years ago a rabbit was in my hostas and I was distressed. I bought wolf pee. I'm sure the wolves provided the pee as part of their annual physical exams. 

I sprayed the hostas. Samuel promptly put his face right in it. At the time my neighbor had a dog named Gus who looked a lot like tookie's Cowboy - cute, adorable, older. Imagine Cowboy grew fangs and horns. Now you can imagine my horror when Gus turned into a demon and proceeded to EAT THROUGH THE FENCE. The fence is really just a wood divider but, with me right there, he chewed his way through to get to the wolf pee. You can understand why this would be terrifying. I will never use wolf pee again. 

There were three crocus bulb-sized holes in my garden today. 

I'm going to use:
- netting
- garlic
- hot pepper
- dish soap 
- lasers
- Samuel's hair
- Samuel's pee
- a motion sensor that plays Werewolves of London

Ah-hooo!!!!!