Does exactly what it says on the cellophane

One of my birthday flowers, still looking as good as new seven days later. Totally out of blipspiration, obviously.
Rather bemused by a call I just had from the fraud squad, saying they were concerned about transactions they had noticed on my card today, of £656 to Amazon and £425 to Marks and Spencer’s. 
Luckily I had a premonition that the call might result in the unexpected emptying of my bank account, so politely wished the kind man with the Scottish accent good day.
Oddly enough, he hasn’t rung again yet.