He only had one question

No, it wasn't "have you been naughty or nice."
No, it wasn't "what would you like for Xmas."
And no, it wasn't "have you finished your Xmas shopping"

It was "do you want mushy peas with that?"

He's Santa in the chippy where I picked up some delicious halibut and chips.
I need a nap after stuffing myself.

Ah well...