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GEMINI:

A chance meeting with Boris in the Fairy Story aisle of Waterstones, leads to you telling him a risqué joke about Black Rod! He is so entertained by you, that he immediately invites you to join his party!

You decline politely, saying that you're not really interested in politics, but Boris says that's fine, neither is he, and all you'll need for the party he's talking about, is a packet of party poppers, a crate of Blue Nun, and a £10,000 donation.

You remark that this seems a bit expensive, but Boris tells you that the goody bag you'll leave with is worth the money: it contains a party hat, a signed Jeffrey Archer, a lucrative deal to sell snow to the eskimos, and a non-hereditary peership!


How can you resist? You've never read a Jeffrey Archer before.....