Naughty but Nice

Eric the Elf ate a load of chocolates and hid the rest in the home corner which were found by a child who ate 13 of them then blamed it on the elf. I couldn’t really argue with them could I?
After school, the staff got together and had drinks and nibbles in the hall. I was one of the few who had to drive and wasn’t indulging in the Prosecco so I left the rest of them to it at about 5 o’clock. The conversation was getting a bit racy when I left. A far cry from the normal staff room chat.
I’m ready for the holls!