A two locker kind of deal

We spent the day in a giant wooden bubble, bobbling around in artificial rivers and screeling down gigantic flumes.

Brilliant fun, although the pitch-black flume was not my cup of tea. I now know what a turd sees shortly after emergence.

Outside the sun streamed down and we bared our arms and smiles to the brilliant light whilst the girlsgonewild ranged through a thicket of canes growling and stuffing crisps into their maws with wrinkled fingers.