Plan B: Carnage in the kitchen
I'm going to have to have a chat with Mum as ever since she was here on Sunday the elves have been behaving very badly. They are also complaining about not having names and Elf 1-6 is apparently no longer acceptable!
Yesterday the Ocado Christmas shop was delivered but with no turkey, and no substitute. Twitter to the rescue and a quick response from Ocado, and about 20:00 a man in an Ocado van arrived having driven from Tamworth with 14 turkeys in his van. I know robots pick things, but they must have known they had a (Brexit) supply issue with turkeys and who in their right mind let the deliveries leave the main warehouse without turkeys or substitutes.
The elves hadn't realised that and had hatched plan B overnight. Luckily I was up in time this morning to rescue Rudolph.
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