Welcome to the pier!

One of Semi-quaver's favourite shops.

It's half dark - I can't read the prices, the shop assistants (or models as they are known) sometimes have been spotted using torches to stock take. The 'models' have to wear the current collection, so are swanning about in strappy tops and shorts and flip flops even although it's baltic outside.

As you go in to the shop, the model says "Welcome to the pier", Eh pier? This is Glasgow!!

Today the model was under pressure having to unlock the changing rooms and talk to customers at the same time so when we paid (too much!) she said, 'Oh no, I forgot to say "Hey guys, what's up?" '

After I finally managed to work the card machine in almost total darkness, she finished enthusiastically with "Don't forget to follow us on Twitter guys!"

Er............no.