The seagull and the magpie

Said the seagull to the magpie
I can think of nothing worse
Said the magpie to the seagull
I feel I could really curse
Said the seagull to the magpie
Was such a sight e'er seen
Said the magpie to the seagull
I think it's rather obscene
Said the seagull to the magpie
Would you just look at that
Said the magpie to the seagull
It's playing with the damn cat
Said the seagull to the magpie
Have you heard it try to sing?
Said the magpie to the seagull
What does one call that thing
Said the seagull to the magpie
I think it's called a parrot
Said the magpie to the seagull
Well slap me with a carrot
Said the seagull to the magpie
I'm so surprised, how about you
Said the magpie to the seagull
I am! I heard she'd had a cockatoo!!


Terry Rhiannyr
April, 2013