Errrrrmmm?

What have we bred?

So we go out this evening - work - chocolate demo at a local WI; get back and the kids are *strange*.

' I'm off for a shower' says I.

So Hubster and I go up to the bedroom, turn the light on....

*sharp intake of breath*.

The Children Have Been Decorating.

They thought we might like a mobile to help us go to sleep. Dangling from cellotape from the light above our bed: (in no particular order)

A pen
A flat cap
A stapler
A witch
An empty lemonade bottle
A remote control
An upside down chicken
An owl

Cellotaped to the ceiling:
Knives
Forks
Spoons
A picture of Ainsley Harriott

I repeat.

What have we bred?