what to do?

That was my dilemma today. A day in which our old oil central heating system, including very ugly oil tank, are removed. a new set of electrical storage heaters and tiny boiler   installed as replacement. little did i realise how cold it would become, as the bunga bunga bungalow needed to be vented, for reasons i fail to comprehend.
i sent the wife out on a mission to fetch me some hazel catkins. we know where they grow. volunteers need to be cut. their job.....photographic macro model. 
And so on and so forth
The winner is...........................