That fence again

“We here in Inverachitibue Golf Club, Bar and Grill, are very proud of our shiny fence. As you can see it is made of burnished British steel, complemented with a fine grade of butterfly netting specially woven for us in Harris. We regret that since funding ran out, (and where did that bastard go with it?) we are no longer able to extend the fence as planned. However there have been no fatalities due to golf ball impact on the bonce in the seven months since this installation was erected.”
Willie Bahuchie, Club Captain