Jackosaurus

Breaking news.
The world of paleontology is agog following today’s discovery of a fully formed and perfectly preserved Blinged Jackosaurus. It was found hidden deep inside a dried out conifer and, following detailed analysis of its surroundings, is believed to have lain undisturbed for almost 20 days. A local resident, understandably confused after consuming vast quantities of Prosecco to calm their nerves, was quoted as saying “Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab!”. Renowned bling expert JacktheLad has so far been unavailable for comment.