With  not going out (mostly), and no work to occupy my time, I set about the number plate that came down the road from Her's (the lass had somehow ended up bringing it home after a night out - at least it wasn't a cone or a shopping trolley).

It's been started for a month or so now; inspiration struck. Finally. Now to liberate it. (No unreasonable offer refused; speak to my agent c/o Creel Cottage KW** 2**) Postage not included. Terns and Conditions need not apply