Mathed out.

Teddy spent the whole day wrestling a new maths scheme into submission.

Teddy doesn't really do maths. He didn't really do it at school. He avoided it at university and college. He used a calculator in the shop. He ignored it totally in his previous life.

Today it bit back! He survived did Teddy, but he feels well mauled. Oh dear, even Teddys grammar has suffered.

Ah well. Chips and an Anthony Bourdain Layover programme should cheer him. That and a Fyne Ale Avalanche.

Or perhaps Teddy will just go count sheep.

Numerically very challenged Teddy.