Happy Burns Day

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

I went out with Smashley for dinner (and gin tonight). We had a brilliant night as always but Smashley and his wife, Nicely have decided to move to the Lake District and I am NOT HAPPY. You both know my feelings on friends who move away. It’s nothing short of rude.

I might even have to advertise for new local friends as the pot is dwindling. Maybe applicants could hand over their passport to ensure they can’t go far. Yes, in a certain light this could be viewed as modern slavery but good friends are worth it!

C