Ninja

I succumbed to the allure of a Ninja - mainly to replace my trusty but ancient slow cooker, and to try air-frying. Whether I shall use the other 12 functions remains to be seen.

I am sure they went to the moon using less complicated technology, but we did manage to air-fry some chips. They were bloody lovely.

Boris. I may have reached exasperation/disgust/anger/odium saturation point - perhaps that’s his plan.