Clearly Meandering

By Aidan

Cats and robbers

Today I arrived home I this - a cat on the windowsill stalking the poor bird that fell through the chimney into our living room!

The bird proceeded to take a good look around, knocked over 2 vases it obviously didn't like, sat down on the couch for a while then did a number 2 on it, tried on my sunglasses, didn't like them either and then went to the windowsill where he went looking for his saviour. All the while he continued with his number 2 and left the room looking like a Christmas Disaster.

We freed him from the entangled blind and let him go. So off he went into the sunset, searching for other chimneys to fall down and couches to bleep on.

And the cat walked away empty handed, none too happy.

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