Half Baked more like!

So the Sturgeon is now denying wanting to saw the bottoms off of classroom doors to improve ventilation or having allocated funding to do it. Fortunately the Fire Brigade pointed out the obvious breech of Fire Regulations. What a farcical suggestion. Who comes up with this crap? Serious error of judgement, reasoning and sense (no longer called common sense as it is becoming increasingly rare. ) Somebody promoted beyond their ability.

They are now muddying the waters by suggesting that in some scenarios it may be required where the air pressure difference makes the door difficult to open. What? Do we teach pupils in a vacuum? Just admit you have made idiots of yourselves with a loony toon policy.

In other news the perfectly baked bag contained not one but two Cornish Pasties (I suspect they had never been nearer Cornwall than the west end of South St in Bo'ness.) Never the less they fitted my pie hole perfectly.