Great Expectations

J came home from his p/t job yesterday & said I have a present for you. My mind went into over-drive. I though mmm ,flowers ,perfume or maybe chocolates. He said close your eyes, which i dutifully did & what was it, this stupid magazine. Disappointed? I think he is taking the p...Not the best present I've ever had, but it might have some good ideas, but I won`t tell him that. Mean git!