Official Toilet Paper Inspector

Louisa May is the official paper towel and toilet paper inspector in this house.  She considers it her sworn duty to, at least once a day, open the door to the small cupboard and give it a good look over.  Today she informed me that while TP is in good supply, we are down to only one roll of paper towels.  I assured her it wasn't a problem as it takes me weeks to go through a roll since I use washable cloths for most clean up.  Our warm spell is over for now but no storms in sight, thankfully.