Army of mushrooms

Stevaan went up to see his sister, June went into see her brother.
I stayed in to update photos on my online family tree and to make chilli for dinner. Never having made this before, I looked in the fridge and found no onions. Looked in the freezer and found not enough mince.
So on my walk round to the local Coop, I noticed this clump of mushrooms growing in the trees by the side of the road.
Only it wasn't an army of mushrooms, but one giant mushroom. Don't suppose it is edible, but would make a heck of a meal if it was.