Any old port* in a storm

*Well Cabernet Sauvignon is red.
Storm Eunice has done her work and we are among the 169,000 plus households in the UK without power.
But we have candles, LED lanterns, old camping lights and camping stoves so we have eaten spaghetti Bol, drunk some of the aforementioned Cab. Sauv’n and are still in the dark.
With the cr*p signal here I doubt this will upload any time soon.