The Buckhorn Saloon, San Antonio

www.buckhornmuseum.com/

I've been at a meeting in San Antonio. As I usually do when I dine alone, I sat at a bar. I saw a sign for "Fiesta" and asked the barkeep: "what's Fiesta." Her reply "it's just like Mardi Gras without the nudity."

If Fiesta is just like Mardi Gras without the flash of tits, it's not like Mardi Gras at all.