He's so vain

What yer looking at duckie? Yes you, pointing that thing at me, admiring my beautiful colours are you? I am beautiful, much more so than those boring white swans over there, their feathers don't glisten in the sun.

Took my middle son to the dentist today, and instead of sitting in the waiting area reading those society magazines or a crumpled edition of utter rubbish the Daily Mail, I wandered off to the river where some ducks and swans were hovering at the water's edge hoping for some food. Luckily some toddlers and their mums soon came and the ducks got out the water rushing towards the children to fight over the bread crumbs being thrown at them.