Inside Frank's personal cloud one will find the following:

That wanker Putin.
That wanker Johnson.
His one great regret in life.......his lost and only real love, Rachel.
Mustard......how Frank hates mustard.
People who don't indicate at roundabouts.
Simon Cowell.
Fleetwood Mac.
All small dogs.
Most big dogs.
......Rachel.
That wanker......well, all of them really. Even the ones he votes for.
Shreddies.
Newcastle Utd away kits.
.......Rachel.

.......Rachel.