This is supposed to be …

A little white West Highland terrier ……. You know .. famous little clean dogs that grace a lovely tin of shortbread… yeahhhh one of those . I don’t own a little white dog … I’ve just got little grimy Betty the bog pig . She’s got her groomer appointment for 1st March, she will then look presentable for roughly 20 minutes which is the drive home … then she will rush into the garden and begin her extensive rolling ritual….
I wouldn’t swap the stinky little beast though xxxx