Never answer the telephone!

Where do I begin?

It's probably best I don't start actually. Summary of today :-

McDonalds tea fine.
My ham and onion baguette nearly killed me - I will be tasting onion until the end of May.
Work busy but fine.
After work Guinness in Meriden lovely.
Chat with Mom interesting!

At least I know my instincts were right! Long lost relatives are better off staying lost. Mom will now no longer answer the door or phone unless she knows in advance who it is. Sigh... Bloody relatives....

Track? This is my favourite ELO number - Telephone Line