From my toilet roll collection

Over the last 15 years I have occasionally collected toilet rolls that have lampooned political figure heads.

They must be the most expensive loo rolls you can purchase.

Fortunately I have not had to resort to breaking in to this collection during the shortages.

The first word is the name of the individual and the second word is for you to translate as it may land me in trouble.

Having been to Russia several times I have found the people to be great. Shame about their leader.

My thoughts go out to the citizens of Ukraine and I hope there is a speedy resolution.