Revenge of the Pink Panther

Joe recently found the combination to our safe in the office. Now for years it's been sitting locked but he recently took it upon himself to find the code and start using it, unfortunately he never told anyone. A few days later I strolled in saw the safe open, had a fiddle slammed the door shut and lost the code.

Oops!

Today

Joe - 'what happened to the safe'
Me - 'Hilly shut it by mistake - you know what she's like - not paying attention'

Hilly - silence - but looking askance.

Me - cough "do you have the code..........?'
Joe - 'Yeah - Ill find it'
Me - 'good I'll just open it then'
Joe - 'do you know how to do it?'
Me - 'No bother'
After ten minutes - 'Joe.... how do you do this.........?'

Hilly - 'The Pink Panther Strikes again ............ yeah right'


Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.

For all potential cat burglars out there i should tell you we only keep cd masters in it - no dosh.