AAAGH!!

Heather Bailey
is in Bali. Not London.
Her daily posts on twitter
instagram facebook
prove I am correct
in deducing
this. (Thus reducing
me to a quivering
weeping wreck
splayed out on the blue
carpet on the lounge floor
of the new
flat I was expecting
to share
with her
after our wedding at 2
p.m. today, yes today,
at the Registry Office
in Kingston Upon Thames,
South West London,
England, not Bali).
Red horror spills out of me.
Heather Bailey! How could you?
Aaagh!!