You Can't Always Get What You Want

Went through to Falkirk for a Wowcher meal with Mrs R but ended up on the road less travelled instead.
Turned up at the resturant to find the kitchen closed due to no chef and the bar limited due to having run out of beer. Decided to stay for a glass of wine only to be charged £12 for two glasses of indifferent plonk. Should have stayed at home and bought two bottles of indifferent supermarket plonk instead and would have cost less than £12.