On my way home from our wonderful family gathering I heard a conversation on the train. 
The cyclist occupying the bicycle storage space was explaining how it is impossible to actually make an online booking for your bicycle despite the fact that pre-booking is compulsory, 
and the guy in the West Ham scarf told how the first goal in today's match was put in the net by Ukranian Andriy Yarmolenko who promptly burst into tears.
As did I
I'd like to think that the person locked in the toilet listening to all of it was Priti Patel
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