Keep Your Distance, Matey

Keep your distance, matey.
The rules still apply to me.
I don’t seek the company
of you or any other sea
 
-gull unless you have eatables;
stolen sausage, six chips, a bap,
an ice cream cornet,
a bit of battered cod perhap
 
-s. Bring something for my tum
or social distance, chum!